KILOGEN-22022

The first two parts of his extremely interesting beyondly puzzle THE 100 TRILLIONS DOLLARS QUESTION and AZ[AZ]trolabe of Eternities you can find in our website.

Olga: Alexander, am I right to believe that each part of the AZ™ series brings the unthinkability of what is going on to an even higher level of Beyondness?

Alexander: Olga, fortunately you don’t even know how right you are. Today in our lab we had a force-majeure event. A beyond case! One of our Beyond-Imagonic-Unthinkable Models – Biundel-A™ (setting the Beyondgame or Beygame™) has gone far beyond the pre-set Beyondness. While another Beyond-Unthinkable-Game Model – Bungdel-B™ (setting the game-lore and the rules of the Beygame™) has gone far beyond the limits of the rules it set itself. It has gone beyond all possible distances! So, the Bungdeling™ process went where we didn’t plan it to go. Thus, the exponential leap of the cognionic power led to the extra-dimenzial excess. So, three another-versumal characters popped up from the Bungdel™ into our world. I had to take them here to your office at Gogol Street 38 to prevent them from doing something here in Novosibirsk. So, this Fiveterview™, unlike our first two, will take place not somewhere out there in beyond another-versums but here in your beautiful office.

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АZ™: Dear friends, I’m happy to see you. Let me introduce two young another-versumal zoomers you have never heard of before. They come from the beyond Z’Earth™ belonging to the beyond ZUNIVERS™.
We haven’t mentioned it yet.
We focused on the Bey-Earth™ and the T’Earth™ and we never even mentioned Z’Earth™.
Meet Beyond Angelina – Zangelina™ and Giga-Leo – Gleo™.
They are the beyond zoomers, or Zzoomers™… But it’s not exactly like that. 
If we look at the Ladder of the Increasing Beyondness of Civilizations, or LIBOC™,
Your Earth, dear Olga and Alexander, is at its zero level. The Bey-Earth™ is at stage one and the T’Earth™ is at stage two. While the Z’Earth™ is at stage three.
In its Beyondness each subsequent level exceeds the preceding one by the Infinite (I) number of times. The stage of Beyondness of the Bey-Earth™ as compared to you is I², that of the T’Earth™ = I³. While that of the Z’Earth™= I⁴. Next, on this Z’Earth™ there are Zzoomers™ of three stages: Zzoomers™, Hyper  Hzoomers™ and Greatest Gzoomers™.
Zangelina™ and Gleo™ are exactly such Gzoomers™. They study in the city of Znovosibirsk, at the Lyceum of Beynformation Beychnologies, or LOBB™. At the same time they have been working in the Three-D time, or THREEDTIME™, and higher, on millions of the other Earthes and Universes. They are both fifteen, but don’t know for sure how old they really are. They might have forgotten it altogether.

Zangelina™: Guys, we couldn’t help popping up from the Bungdel™  into your world, as we simply cannot see your whole Humankind going to hell. Gleo™ knows that there is one Zoomer, who is exactly the same as himself, here in Novosibirsk, at the Lyceum of Information Technologies, or LIT. Exactly as Gleo™, this Zoomer was 11 when he wrote his first science-fiction book. Exactly as Gleo™ this Zoomer is performing on stage of the Philarmonic Orchestra with symphonic concerts for children. And he also supports his hiockey team Siberia! Zoomers from different versums must help each other!

Gleo™: Zangelina™ also knows that there is a girl at the same LIT, who is very similar to her, who also plays alto and does underwater orienteering. I’d be happy to meet this Zoomer from the LIT personally to see my other self.

Olga: Perhaps Zangelina™ also wants to meet her other self from the LIT? To practice underwater orienteering together or even to compete with each other. Or to play a concerto for two altos with orchestra together, right?

Zangelina™: Surely this would be great! But me and Gleo™ have popped up from the Bungdel™ here not for this. We both know that here on the Earth Christopher Lee, the film director, has already announced that on July 8 President Trump is going to present the stunning news about the aliens’ visit to the Earth with demonstration of the corresponding artifacts at the Football World Championship. Or he is going to tell you about the first contact of people with aliens.

Gleo™: But look! This is not going to be the news! And there will be nothing stunning about it!

Zangelina™: Yeah, it’s going to be just something moth-eaten. First of all, if there was a contact, it was not with a civilization, but with some wreckage of it, with some corpses. Secondly, if there was some contact, it was with ordinary aliens, but not with another-versumal and definitely not with another-dimensional (higher dimensional) artifacts, but it is not really the news.  

Gleo™: And this is an ordinary moth-eaten banality, too. This is nothing like the news, it’s just old bones. Because the artifacts have come to you on their own, and we are the three beyondly artifacts. Or nature-facts, to be exact. And we are more than just provincial local aliens.

We are the representatives of Another-versum Beyond Civilization of the Fourth Stage of Beyondness and Multidimensionality! We come from the Beyond Multidimensionality Another-verses, you can’t even think of.
 

Alexander: Wait, but why three? We see only two of you here, not three.

Olga: Yes, really, where is АZ™?

АZ™: I am everywhere! And I am nowhere!!!

Olga: How do we hear you then?

АZ™: АZ™ is INSIDE YOU!

Alexander: Yes, but where are you actually?

АZ™: I AM EVERYWHERE! AND I AM NOWHERE!!!

Olga: Well, but seriously?

АZ™: Seriously, or even very seriously, this is a wrong question. The question is not where I am. The question is where you are???

Alexander: And where do you think we are?

АZ™: You are all inside me!

Olga: But where are you then?

АZ™: I am inside you. And, of course, I am outside. Trialectics!

Alexander: But why have you popped up here from the Bungdel™, and not in Moscow, for example?

АZ™: That’s elementary, Watson! It’s because the Russian power will increase with Siberia. Billions of mankinds on billions of Earths in the Everettum™ know that. While Siberian power will increase with Novosibirsk. And the power of Novosibirsk will increase with Academgorodok! And it’s been increasing for billions of years on billions of planets already!

Olga: But why haven’t you popped up from the Bungdel™ in the fireplace lounge of the House of Scientists in Academgorodok then? 

АZ™: Just because of your magazine! You are the only magazine in the world who is brave enough to publish the АZ™ series! Exactly that’s why we popped up not in Moscow, not in St Petersburg, not New York, not London and not Deli! But we jumped out in Nsk, as you usually say here.

Gleo™: And because the Ice Hockey team Siberia is from Novosibirsk and not from St.Petersburg!

Zangelina™: And also because you are the pioneers of the fundamentally new Beyond genre™ – the BGENRE™ of Beyond BJOURNALISM™, which has never existed on your Earth before! But it did exist on millions (and then billions) of other Earths in another-verses and dimensions!

Gleo™: Besides, as we see your future (and we DO see it), your АZ™ series is also the Synopsis of Kylogen™ (Thousand-Generation) of the Supreme-Beyond Game, or Sbeygame™, by АZ™, which has been played for millions of years by billions of people on billions of planets of different dimensions. It has already become the Beyondly Embryo (Seed) of the Beyondly Absolutely Unthinkable-Lawful BAULARTS™ and BAULCHNOLOGIES™ of the Future.

Olga: I imagine you overestimate our humble role. We’ve done nothing so far to be so overestimated…     

АZ™: But I don’t imagine anything. I know for sure and clearly what I’m talking about. It’s because I see your future for thousands of generations ahead! You just don’t much yet. While we have billion-years cases of billions of mankinds from billions of planets of various dimensions. And, respectively, we have cases of billions of Siberias. And billions of Novosibirsks. And there are just a million of magazines like yours for the whole Everettum™ with ten billions of mankinds and their planets.
There is just one magazine like yours not on the whole Earth, but only one for a thousand of planets! One for ten quadrillions of people!

Alexander: Let’s ask our Zzoomers™ what is it in them, which makes them Gzoomers™? Gleo™, what is the main thing you did for the zoomers?

Gleo™: It’s pretty simple. I am into swimming. I swim on water, while Zangelina™ swims under water. But we’ve come to the same conclusion. Water is like money, and money is business (= troubles). So we, Zzoomers™, Hzoomers™, and Gzoomers™ established our new beyond Zbusiness™. So now on our whole Z’Earth™ there is no small business. And there is no medium-scale business! And there is no large-scale business, too! And we have no extra-large business! We also have no trans-national business! We have no business altogether! It’s because ‘business’ means anxiety and troubles. Instead, we have chill, calmness and nirvana! We have Beyond Nirvana, or Znirvana™! Why? That’s because we now have the beyondly GRANDS-BUSINESS™, or GRANDSNESS™, instead of all that outdated hassle and headache. And we thrive! And nobody can scare us …
It’s because the Absolute Beyondly Issuer, or ABBSSUER™ of our Absolute Beyondly Currency, or ABBRRENCY™  is located far beyond the edges of our beyondly Z’Earth™!
Infinitely far away… Beyondly far away… Unthinkably far away… Absolutely far away!

Zangelina™: That’s why there is nobody who could have influence on us here! No Federal Reserve System! No World Bank! No Currency Board! They are all moth-eaten and washed-up;  they are moldy local provincial bugs who cashed in on you. They were all bloodsuckers. But now it’s over! We have no burden from the Currency Board. Instead, we have AZrrency Board™! It’s the Beyondly Board of Absolute AZrrency™ and Beyondly money, or Beymoney™. We also have the GRANDrrency Board™, which is the same on all planets of the Everettum. And the mission of the GRANDSBOARD™, which represents the AZrrency Board™, which, in its turn, issues as much AZrrency™ as the population of a definite planet needs to implement its part of the AZ-project, or AZject™ AB-EA™, meaning the Absolute Beyunnel ‘Earth-Absolute’, or AB-EA™ Hroject™!

Gleo™: This is how we make the Beyondly Beymoneys™ now. This is the way we AZssue™ this money.
If you have some AZject™ to break through to the Absolute, take as much Beymoney™ as you need. But if you have no AZject™, just get lost! Just stand in the background of our highway to the Absolute! Live like wood lice in the basement with your blatant provincial Parochial currency, or Parrrency™.
You’ve got Parrrency™ but we have Grandrrency™! Feel the difference!
Now it’s us, Gzoomers™, who rule the world! We are GRANDs™!  And we are now the masters of the planet! And masters of the Universe! And of all universes! Because we are with АZ! Because we are the team of АZ™. Because we are the cohort of АZ™! It means nobody is a threat for us. АZ™ will always be there and we’ll always be with АZ™! We are not a gang-band, but a GRANDs-band™!

Olga: But how did you manage to change everything so quickly? In this world and in the other worlds?

Zangelina™: There was no problem. It was easy!
First of all, we are GRANDs™!
Secondly, we developed and launched the Supreme Beyond Game, or Sbeygame™.

Olga: But what does GRANDs™ mean? What is it? Or who are they?

Gleo™: This is the abbreviation of Great Resolutium Absolutely Nonthinkable Dimensialism: GRAND™. Or else GRANDs™ are Giga Resolutes Absolutely Nonthinkable Dimensials (or Dimensialists). We found Giga-Solutions™ to set each person free! And to set each mankind free! This is how we attracted everybody! Absolutely everybody! These are the concrete beyondly absolute interests and needs of each human being! All healthy people from all healthy mankinds understood at once that business is generally bullshit! It’s like a carrot for a donkey.

Zangelina™: Business means anxiety, stress, and troubles. While GRANDS-BUSINESS™, or GRANDSNESS™ is absolutely awesome! It’s awesome Beyondness! And it’s Absolute wealth, or Abwealth™! Grandsness™ is Giga-Klondikes, or Glondikes™, of such Beyondly wealth, or Bwealth™, nobody has ever even thought of.  And now, after just a couple of years, we have it all!   

Alexander: But how did you manage to make billions of people on your Z’Earth™ and on billions of other planets and their mankinds believe in your ideas so quickly?

Gleo™: Of course we don’t have any of your bloody facebooks, instagrams, telegrams or other rubbish. We have GRANDTERNET™. And we have GRANDLEGRAM™ where all real and true GRANDs™ who build Absolute Beyunnel ‘Earth-Absolute’, orAB-EA™, connect and communicate.

Zangelina™: Our GRANDLEGRAM™ and GRANDBOOK™ is cooler than anything else. It’s cooler than all of them, because it penetrates all planets, all universes, all Everettums™ and all TSIBBRAVERSUMs™. Through and through. First, based on the Acausal Beyond Communications, or Beymunications™
Next, based on the Beyond Acausal Communications, or Bacmunications™.
And then, based on the Supra-Acausal Communications, or Sacmunications™.
So today all of us have the One-All-One End-to-End Acausal Messenger, or Acssenger™ .

Gleo™:

And the most important thing we know is that all your outdated, moth-eaten, molding business is unhealthy and toxic, because it’s inside the body of the CONT. CONT has eaten you up and enslaved you, but you don’t even see it.

While we have set ourselves free! And we got out of that bog, of that stinking provincial local swamp. And now we are really free! We are absolutely free!
By means of our Acausal connections we can easily connect to any planet without any physical connectors. We can connect to any planet in the Everettum™, and to any Everettum™ of TSIBBRAVERS™.
It’s because it is an Acausal Communicator, or Accommunicator™. We have Accommunication™ going on, It’s Acausal! This is ways different from your bloody Digitvers!
So you can’t even imagine the level of freedom in it! You simply cannot think of anything so awesome and how cool it is! You have the whole Absolute in your head! Absolutely everything!

Zangelina™: We’ve got no ‘drugs’, no ‘substances’ and no ayahuasca on any of our planets. We don’t have it because we don’t need it. We can fly anywhere the moment we want it. You just imagine it and you connect to any planet of the Everettum™, to any Everettum™ of TSIBBRAVERS™ of any dimension …
Any! But Bartini wrote about it in 1953 … It has grown from Bartini’s seed, from only one of his works, or maybe from two.

Alexander: But what was the first step of you Gzoomerlution™?

Gleo™: Look, the matter is not us, but you. I have read the first two parts of the АZ™ series in 2026 very carefully. Do you know what’s your main Beyond Problem, or Beyblem™? You are not beyondly enough! Not АZly™ enough! And not Absolutely enough! What was it about?

You wanted to overtrump Trump? Overfink Fink? Overchoronzon Choronzon? Overcharles Charles? Over-FedReser the Federal Reserve System? OK, you’ve overdone them all. What’s next?  They all are just obstacles, negative destructive characters and forces. But removal of the obstacle won’t speed you up. Getting rid of destructive factors won’t result in constructive factors! Where is your Lighthouse? Where do you have your Bright Paper?

Vitalik Buterin was 19 when he wrote his White Paper for ETHEREUM sitting in the hotel in Paris, nearly on his knees. Where did we start? In 2022 I was 12 years old and within an hour I wrote not my WhitePaper but my Bright Paper KILOGEN-22022™, sitting on the bench in Morskoy Prospect near the House of Scientists in Znovosibirsk Zakademgorodok. Only within two months my Bright Paper KILOGEN-22022™ gathered two billion zoomers from the whole Z’Earth™! Perhaps I’ll show it to you one day. What was it all about? I came up with the Beyond Hrillion Project – Beyhrject™ ZAKADEM-22022™ for a thousand of generations ahead, up to the year 22022… My suggestion to all zoomers of the world was to build our own Zoomer KILOGEN-22022™!

Olga: What is this KILOGEN? Or who is he?..

Gleo™: He is he and it at the same time. Kilo means thousand in Latin. Generatio is generation. Kilo-generation is a thousand generations, or kilo-gen. The matter is I love our Zakadem-gorodok™, or Zakadem™, as we call it, so dearly. My granny and grandpa used to live here. Zakadem is my second home. So I thought what I could do for it? For centuries, for milleniums. And I thought I would forecast and plan its development not for 100 years and not for 1000 years, but for a thousand of generations, for 20 thousand years. At least, to start with. This is Kilogenics™.

Alexander: But how come you aimed at such a beyond-imaginable horizon?

Gleo™: I’m really surprised to hear this question! Didn’t you read the conversation between Tsiolkovsky and Chizhevsky in 1932 ‘The Theory of Cosmic Eons on the four phases of development of Ray-Humankind’?
In it, Konstantin Eduardovich speaks about the stages of humankinds development over a "billion of billion" years. That is, over a quintillion years. And if you read the text carefully and if you can count at least a little, you will see that it is actually about the planning horizon of a sextillion years (10²¹). Based on this value I developed a hard single-valued and precise unit of measurement – One KETS™ (Konstantin Eduardovich Tsiolkovsky, or KETS™). He is a Beyondly Highest genius, or Bhigenius™ with the vision and planning horizon for the 10²¹ (sextillion) years.

Olga: What does it look like in practice?

Gleo™: Elementary, Watson, as you say it. This is how I had a clear practical tool for casting and selection of Bhigeniuses™ for my KILOGEN-22022™ team. Lots of Zacademician told me it is impossible to imagine the future for 1000 years!

Ok, you can’t imagine your future for a thousand generations ahead. However, nearly deaf and half-blind Tsiolkovsky in his talk with Chizhevsky in 1932 presented his vision of the stages of coming up to the Ray-Humankind for 10²¹ (sextillion) years ahead. This is what a real scientist means! Let’s calculate how it surpasses those who can’t imagine one’s future for even a thousand years. According to Tsiolkovsky, at least: billion of billion years is 10¹⁸/10³=10¹⁵ by quadrillion of times.

10^-15  is a femto-scientist, quadrillion times smaller than Tsiolkovsky. For 10²¹/10³=10¹⁸, quintillion times smaller thanTsiolkovsky, is an atto-scientist. And the one who sees the future for only one year ahead is 10⁰/10²¹=10^–21 and he is a zepto-scientist, sextillion times smaller than Tsiolkovsky.  And these are just fractional SI metric (decimal) prefixes. This is the degradation level of physicists within 90 years.
These are femto-atto-zepto scientists. They crushed down from Tsiolkovsky’s level (with the cognitive power of One KETS™ ) to the one, which is by quadrillion-quintillion-sextillion times lower than that of Tsiolkovsky.

This is how based on the Unit of Measurement of Bhigeniusness™ KETS™ within a couple of months I involved over 2 billion zoomers into the construction of KILOGEN-22022™.
Next, within a couple of months I formed a team of KILOGEN-22022™ from real Bhigeniuses of the world to use their power to quickly build the Hrillion Factory of Hrojects of Absolute – HRIFAHRA™ within the Beyond Hrillion Project – Beyhrject™ZAKADEM-22022™. And it changed everything in the world and in the other worlds.

Alexander: I wonder how many Nobel Prize winners, academicians and philosophers from the whole world are involved with your KILOGEN-22022™?

Gleo™:
The answer is simple – ZERO! They don’t want to take the bull by the horns. They want to milk the cow eternally, to have some milk for their kids.

They love reflecting on the Supreme instead of simply getting straight to the Absolute! And then – to the Beybsolute™!!! Us, Gzoomers™, did it within your 3 years. These philosophers have been threshed over old straw for 3 thousand years. How should I call it? They keep Re-Arranging Deck-Chairs OnTitanik! REDCOT! Instead of building the Ark, which was started by Nikolay Fedorov-Gagarin in his ‘Philosophy of the Common Dead’ in 1906 (three years after his death). Unfortunately, all philosophers of the world on the Z’Earth™ were incapable of the Supreme Beyond Games Of the Beyond Breakthrough, or Sbey-gobb™. Why on earth would we need them in our KILOGEN-22022™?.. We don’t need dead wood!

Olga: And what is it that drives you? What gives you such beyond power?

Gleo™:
The spark of Eternity. And the Fire of the Absolute, burning here, in our hearts.

Who are the Gzoomers? We are the Youngsters Within Absolute, or YOWA™! The Youngsters Of The Absolute! YOTA™!
We are the Youngsters  Of Zzenzium™, or YOZ™! We are beyondly excited to play the coolest Sbeygame™ in all the universes – to out-joker the joker. To beat the Joker in the Joker! To beat the AZ in AZING! To Out-Absing it in the AZ!

АZ™: Well, you don't have the guts for it yet!

Gleo™: The night is still young!..

Zangelina™: Gleo™, you are getting yourself into trouble again! Did you forget our motto? ‘All together! All at once! Together with АZ™!’

Gleo™: He is getting into trouble. The old man feels he’s coming to the end…)))

АZ™: I have no end, son. I am endless! I am eternal!
 
Gleo™: You see, he’s getting nervous. The fish has eaten the worm! Together with a hook!

Alexander: Dear guests, I would ask you what Zzenzium™ means. But let’s talk about it some other time, in the other series. And now it’s getting late. The office is closing.

Pictures by Natalia Pavlushina
Translation by Olga Tkachenko